"I'd label you a man who deserves a bit of rum after spending the week working three jobs," Benedict replies, looking equally amused.

He honestly can't fathom it. Mostly because he's never actually worked a day in his life - he's done school, sure, but that's not really the same as a job, is it? Even Anthony has something of a job, though most of his job involves sitting in an office now and then and signing papers and going to meetings. But three seems excessive, particularly when Benedict imagines that being a personal chef is a lucrative business.

"Anyway, some of the world's greatest men were troublesome alcoholics."